pumpkin snorkel
when a woman has a man’s t-st-cl-s in her mouth with his erect p-n-s pointing up. closly resembling a pumpkin with a snorkel attached to it.
you should of seen the look on mom’s face when she saw me giving sandy the old pumpkin snorkel.
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