Pumpulance


a hybrid between a fire truck (pumper) and an ambulance. the pumpulance, thought to be cost-saving by combining two pieces of expensive equipment and reducing manpower, is really nothing more than an embarr-ssment and denial by the fire service that ems is swiftly taking over.

see also; ambulumper
dude! there was a rocking trash can fire around the corner from the fire house. we would have been fighting the beast if we hadn’t been taking some sh-tb-m to the hospital in the pumpulance.

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