pun bastard


one who finds, at first, an informal audience which appreciates a primarily witty pun, but then plummets them with an apparent backstock of his own h-m-phonic concoctions intended to satisfy his own secret literary longings.
“about the fishing trip, we had a good laugh at the b-ssinet joke, but i don’t think the pun b-st-rd knows when to quit”

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