punch a hole in your man card
a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something “semi-manly”, or deemed as feminine. the idea is, the more holes you punch, the less “manly” you are.
at the bar:
man 1: “i’ll have a newcastle.”
man 2: “i’ll have a jack and c-ke.”
man 3: “i’ll try a cosmopolitan.”
man 1 to man 3: “make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you p-ssy.”
on a “guy trip”:
man 1: “why the f-ck are you wearing a f-nny pack?”
man 2: “it holds all my sh-t”
man 1 to man 2: “punch another hole in your man card for that one, b-tch.”
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