Punch a Kitten
punch a kitten: a internet term that is usually used when someone has either:
1. said something so stupid they must be punished to some extent and since we do not have the power to reach thru the internet yet to slap that person then a kitten must be punched on their behalf.
2. a individual has become enraged with such anger the only possible means of feeling better is to do the unthinkable of punching such a cute and cuddly animal that has done no wrong.
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example1.
forum user 1. i lub the internetz dat much i muszt beez da bombzerz!
forum user 2. your inablility to type something intelligent makes me want to punch a kitten you grand master c-ck dragon!
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example 2.
texas republican: wtf obama won the g-d d-mn election!!! that d-ck banger makes me so f-ckin angry i want to go punch a kitten right now!!!
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