punch meat


a rather large and floppy v-g-n-. usually used in reference to someone who is reputed to have a rather nasty case of beef curtains due to excessive pounding of the vag by wayward d-cks and the occasional champagne bottle. also looks like one of those sides of beef that rocky beat up in the freezer.
d-mn dude, did you see the gnarly punch meat on that chick at the donkey show?

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