Punch Smartie


a modern-day version of punch buggie – if you see a smart car you say “punch smartie!” while punching a friend, usually on the shoulder, and call out the car’s color. it is customary that you say “no punch backs” or your friend gets a free hit.
pdiddy: “punch smartie red!” as he hits ln on the shoulder.
ln: punching pdiddy says “you didn’t say no punch backs!”

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