Punch the Muffin


an ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user’s imagination. sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.
yo bro, i gotta go punch the m-ffin (take a dump)
they were punching the m-ffin all night (s-xy time)
tom & joe were punching the m-ffin about you (talking sh-t)
punch the m-ffin bro! (accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc…)
way to punch the m-ffin dumb-ss (drop the ball, screw up, etc)

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