Punch Your Tough Shit Card
an action offered to an -sshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn’t matter and/or is a waste of time.
frank: hey bill, dave over in finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.
bill: tell dave to come see me and i’ll punch his tough sh-t card.
or:
tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor’s dog cr-ps in your yard and i’ll punch your tough sh-t card for you.
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