Punching the Blanket
when a man m-st-rb-t-s underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. this can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he’s doing, he simply says, “i’m punching the blanket.”
mike: “john are you whacking off under there?”
john: “nah bro, i’m just punching the blanket.”
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