Punching the Butcher
fisting, while the recipient is on her period.
joe: gah! i’m so h-rny.
amy: i’m on.
joe: sh-t. i think i might try punching the butcher…
amy: punch my butcher. punch the h-ll out of him.
joe: -dons latex gloves-
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