punching the cyclops
to jerk off; to m-st-rb-t- to beat the meat
when no one is around i am punching the cyclops
Read Also:
- punta sin dientes
spanish for wh-r-/b-tch without teeth. your mother makes triple cuz she’s a punta sin dientes!
- Purblounjicorn
a word used when you don’t wish to describe something or you can’t remember your answer. this word was chosen because it sounds like it could be anything and everything. a color, a food, an ethnicity, a celebrity, etc… purblounjicorn is everything and nothing. purblounjicorn is the beginning and the end. purblounjicorn f-cked your mom.
- Purple Falcon
a man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy f-cker. scott b why are you being such a god d-mn purple falcon right now…wtf
- purplenuts
barney the dinosaur’s t-st-cl-s. also: when your nuts are squeezed too hard. baby bop, get off my purplenuts.
- Pussticles
an overtly large or swollen pair of meat curtains that protrude from deep within the tool shed at the bottom of the lady garden a saggy minge a mumbler “that chick should clearly not be wearing a bikini. you can see her pussticles from here, they look bigger than my nuts!”