Punching the Dragon
slang for male masturbation. the rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the “punching,” while the “dragon” is your p-n-s. presumably originated from the fact that -j-c-l-t–n can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough bww wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.
g-money: “whoa! that new waitress is hot. on an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while i go to the restroom.”
b-ryan: “he’s totally in there punching the dragon.”
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