Punching the Knuckle Clock
when you p-ss up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with p-rn and m-st-rb-t- over and over again. during this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. this will often start to seem like work, but since you already p-ssed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock…
the whole place stank of j-zz and loneliness. a tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
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