the act of late night m*st*rb*t**n, while using no lube or any other substances (raw hand to genitalia).
no netflix and chill for me last night, i resorted to punching the midnight squirrel.
mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth. ex: the cat mlem’d all day via giphy
- stoners takeout
when you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls v*g*n*, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her p*ssy while eating her out yo dude i got some amazing stoners takeout last night! got high while eating p*ssy!
long curly dark brown hair my friend had a swishy hairstyle when he was in high school. used to describe an extremely effeminate and flashy gay man. comes from the over-the-top, dramatically cut fashions often *ssociated with gay men. can be used either in conjunction with or as an alternative to gay. the queer eye […]
- poofters pizza
quiche jesus we’re not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?