Punching the Monkey


euphamism for the act of coitus between a male and a female where the p-n-s is inserted into the v-g-n- only with a little more force than normally applied.
so jim was punching the monkey last night and linda got up in the middle of it and started crying as she said it hurt after taking it from the whole party all afternoon…

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