Punctured penis pals
when males’ t-st-cl-s or ‘p-n-s pals’ retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.
the puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his b-lls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
“oh baby, aren’t you keen to have a go with this strap-on? i’ve ubed it well but you’ve still got punctured p-n-s pals”
“what the f@£k are you talking ’bout?”
“you’re b-lls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin”
“that’s not really helping honey!”
she realised she’d revealed too much about her job in the sti clinic as she noticed she’d his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured p-n-s pals
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