pune

stomach pain due to held in flatulance or fecal matter. most commonly found after drinking coffee.
man, these punes are the worst! i need to find a bathroom.

that coffee was great, but now i have the worst punes from holding in my gas during cl-ss!
pune, meaning; small amount of something/anything.
usually used by moorabin thugs located in south east of melbourne, australia.
-man look how much they gave us in the g
-man thats pune amount!!!
a place in inda
i am the king of pune!
i came from pune!
i love pune!
the way an idiot spells poon, often due to a general lack of ability to spell, or more likely not having a clue in matters s-xual.

can often help you spot someone that is either lying about getting some, or just lying about knowing ‘adult stuff’
geth “i got me some sweet pune last night!’

bob “wow, get in, though i’m guessing it wasn’t your spelling that attracted her?”

boy 1 “mate, i was riding the wife like a champ last night!”

boy 2 “omg like me to! you shoulda seen the totally rad pune i was getting”

boy 3 “sure you did… how old are you, like 12?”
the proper way of spelling pune.

pune means a woman’s genetalia. stems from the word “pudenda”, which is actually in the dictionary.
bob – “dude i totally got some awesome pune last night”.

bill – “nice man congrats! ”
synonym not of poon

a sopping wet vaja-j.
joe likes pune for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
noun. back-formation from “puny”. one who is puny, weak, sickly, frail, etc.
the flu would probably kill a pune like him!
the new word for “p-n-s”.
i heard bob has some small punes.
“oh yeah baby, put my punes in your mouth”