punished the toilet paper
had a bm, diarrhea, p–ped
coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say “punishing the toilet paper”. we decided it’s a good way to say, had a healthy sh-t, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
“oi, after all that greasy food last night, i really punished the toilet paper this morning.”
“after riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, i badly need to punish the toilet paper.”
“those women in the movie bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper.”
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