punishment haircut
a purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one’s own attractiveness. usually deployed by spiteful females as p-ssive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.
“i ran into reed’s ol’ girl at the bar the other night… that hookup must have gone south for ol’ boy, ‘cuz she’s rocking a straight-up punishment haircut.”
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