Punjabi Cumshot
the punjabi c-m-shot is where a male hollows out a d-ld- while filling it with curry and harshly shoving the d-ld- into another mans -n-s several times which will then make the mans -n-s turn bright red in a fiery pain leading to a rushing wave of c-m to excrete from the p-n-s into a bowl of curry which is then served with rice and eaten by the insertee of the curry d-ld-.
last night, cletus and i were out huntin’ for bears in wild country when we found ourselves in a cabin with only a bowl of curry and a hollow d-ld-, the punjabi c-mshot was our only option to escape the wrath of the bears.
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