punmanship
(n). the quality and/or smoothness of one’s puns.
elana has poor punmanship; she thought saying “my feet are sunburnt – tomatoes!” was clever.
george: “whoever served that wine did a pour job.”
mich-lle: “wow, dude. you’ve got great punmanship.”
#puns #pun #quality #smooth
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