punology
the art of studying puns
girl: how do you know so much about jokes and puns?
boy: because i study punology obviously.
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- PUP List
a slang term for a woman being on her period. refers to the “physically unable to perform” list of the national football league. i couldn’t have s-x with my girlfriend last night because she’s on the pup list.
- Pussyholes raw
a p-ssyholes raw is a person that is extremely scared of anything that could be percieved as against the law, or too risky, and will consequently say ” i really dont like this guys, lets go” for god sake, dont be such a p-ssyholes raw
- Pussy whiffed
the state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female. you: “i can’t eat another hooter’s wing. we need to get to our seats. it’s game 7!” p-ssy whiffed friend: “i think i’ll p-ss. this waitress totally wants my c-ck.”
- pustologist
the one who is certified in the skilled art of pimple popping my girlfriend is studying to be a pustologist, and she practices by popping the zits on my back.
- putting the cat in the bag
v. the act of agreeing to keep a secret. day 1, person 1–” hey, don’t tell anyone about that secret thing that i told you confidentially, in private while we were in the elevator by ourselves and no one else was there, ok?” day 1, person 2–“i’m putting the cat in the bag!” d1,p1–” i’m […]