Puntificating


to spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.
“call tomorrow so we can ketchup”
“lettuce see”
“we mayo be able to meet you at 8”
“i mustard write that down”
“i’ll do the sesame”
arrrrrrrgh!!! please stop puntificating! you are killing us!

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