Puppums


puppums refers to a now angel puppy, who once grazed this earth as a domesticated labrador retriever named nellie. nellie, who was the great great great great great great granddaughter of easy bones, became known as puppums after growing fluffy ears, a waggedy tail and cute, little puppy paws.

henceforth, all animals of the same adorable cachet, fluffy-esque dignity, and c-ckamamie snuggle stature, are referred to as “puppums.”

i encourage all to incorporate a puppums in your life.
guy a: “ok, look! look at this picture on my blackberry of a red panda sleeping on this bamboo branch!”
gal b: “ohhhh! well, hi puppums!”
guy a: “h-llo puppums!”

gal c: “spencer is my puppums!”

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