Puppy Cheese
the delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.
guy: “so we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy”
girl: “what did you do with it?”
guy: “made puppy cheese of course!”
girl: “thats horrible!”
guy: “no, its delicious!!”
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