puppy hotel


the nice way of saying you’re sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. monster.
“hey, we’re just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!”

“okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first.”

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