Puppy Paralyzed
when your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
i was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and i was puppy paralyzed, so i just took a nap instead.
i became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so i had no other choice but to watch another episode of p-wn stars.
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