Purchase college
a chemical reaction that occurs when thousands of misfit hipster types descend upon a sh-tty post industrial pseudo campus, finding other oddlings such as themselves, do truly exist, and proceed to become extremely intoxicated, whilst listening to their uncle and his drinking buddies play sh-tty music in the the student center.
however there are a minority of oddlings immune to this ghastly reaction, who just happen to be some of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet.
hey guys let’s go to the co-op and get some of that p-ss they call coffee
yea! and then we can make some earplugs out of paper mache to bring to the show tonight.
rad.
purchase college: see also, cliche, poser, bad taste, bubble of smug
“a close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. a bunch of chickensh-t conformists.”
puchase college is a bunch of yippies that think its cool to be artist. purchase college equals trendy art f-gs. desecration of art.
Read Also:
- putting the corn back on the cob
while having -n-l s-x with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your d-ck. i was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my d-ck in her -ss. about half way through i pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally […]
- wired-to-the-tits
an adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness. jose contreras: daamn, i was wired-to-the-t-ts drunk last night. bruce lee: no sh-t, you were hitting on motherf-cking livestock by the end of the night.
- pwnful
how it feels when you are totally owned. human 1: yeah, i’ve been on this site since 2003… -impressive nod- human 2: this site was created in 2006… human 3: ouch, dude.. pwnful. the combination of the words pwn and painful used to describe the feeling of pain or shame of being completely destroyed by […]
- pafe
female masturbation, fapping in reverse i found a video of her pafe ‘ing, it’s pretty goo
- Wive's Club
a group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while partic-p-ting in wife like activities. (mainly boozing) scenario #1 little b-tch #1= oh, wow! who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar?? little b-tch #2= the ones chugging four beers at once? definitely a wive’s club member! scenario #2 little b-tch […]