Purkov
evil russian politics husbands: putin + surkov = purkov.
the dynamic is amazing: putin, the altogether more immediately terrifying one, and the charming little surkov, with his baby face and “éminence grise” status. i can imagine putin spoling him and indulging his whims; too bad surkov’s whims would probably involve oppressing people
did you see that picture of slavik and vova at that meeting? they were about to engage in the world’s most epic game of footsies! purkov is just adorable!
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