Purple Berliner


a purple berliner is a double ended d-ld-. it is the usual choice of closet lesbians who get drunk and bang the f-ck out of one another.
‘c’ and ‘j’, after getting hammered on red wine, ended up in bed together f-cking in unison with a big purple berliner
a telescopic d-ld- like s-x toy, it is a lazer guided f-ck rod that will ruin your life. byp-sses the g-spot and heads straight for the z-spot somewhere near your heart
“hey girl, you’re walkin kinda funny, sup?”

” he gave me the ol’ purple berliner… i think i’m bleeding! “

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