purple bologna


“purple bologna” is a staple in the amazing random teen movement. for full effect: when conversation becomes boring, dead, too technical, confusing, or hard to understand, simply yell ‘purple bologna’!!!! guarenteed to start a new train of thought.
prep: “and she was like omg i will not go out with you. you went out with jessica and, like, omg that’s nasty.”
me: purple bologna dammit. purple bologna
confused prep: “whaaaa?”

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