Purple Dick


the stereotype color for african american male’s p-n-s. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.
“d-mn, i didn’t know my aunt liked that purple d-ck.”
a statement denoting possion of a seat/table or other furniture when absent from that room. used instead of stupid words like seatcheck and minutes.
guy: hey get out of my seat.
jack-ss: your names not on it!
guy: well i called purple d-ck
this is a coined phrase from cu-boulder chey-ho. it is meant to be used in a sarcastic tone. purple d-ck—>someone who is a bit tarded, annoying, or an -sswhole. but can be used in anyway.
an -sswhole can dance like a purple d-ck

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