Purple Dong


purple dong is an alcholic drink that has the thickness of c-m when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a p-n-s, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from minnesota. the ingredients are homemade by greg, and spencer, and by homemade we mean “the j-zz”
hey bartender give me a purple dong with a sample of that “keep the towel”

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