Purple Donkey


the act of having -n-l s-x with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. as soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
i was banging this hooker last night, and i totally gave her the purple donkey!
a magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your sh-t, and then runs out.
wtf, the purple donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an -sshole!!!

the purple donkey is in my room and he’s taking sh-t.

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