purple flamingo


when a guy is going down on a girl, she says, “look behind you!” when he gets his head out of her vag, she kicks him in the face and punches him in the back of the head at the same time, and yells “purple flamingo!!!!!”
i purple flamingo’d your boyfriend last night, and it was awesome.

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