purple hammock


adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, s-xually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from ‘bannana hammock’ (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: boy, the manager at wal-mart sure is mad today. he’s such a purple hammock.

adj: you’re giving all the wrong asnwers; it’s quite purple hammock of you.

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