Purple Head


purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a p-n-s. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an ‘eye’) that continues through the p-n-s and into the body. a white fluid is -j-c-l-t-d out of the eye of a purple head.
those kids put itching powder in my calvins and now i’ve got an itchy purple head
the top purple part of a circ-mcised p-n-s.
“a homeless man offered to show me his purple head”
-family guy
a purplehead is someone who has dyed their hair purple. streaks, highlights, tips, etc. do not count, only if the base color is purple. once a purplehead, always a purplehead. while n-gg-rs are known for liking kfc, purpleheads are known for eating the souls of innocent children. quite possibly the most hated race, worse than black people and jews combined. if you see a purplehead, kill it on sight.
“look! is that a purplehead?!”-person1

“yeah! i think it is! let’s get that f-cker and eat his f-cking heart!”-any normal person that isn’t a purplehead.

“oh noes!”-purplehead.
the purplish looking thing underneath your foreskin.
very sensitive to prods and pokes, especially with needles and pencils.
ouch, my purple head, put that pencil down.
a strain of marijuana thus named for the purple hue of its matured buds. arguably the source of hendrix’s purple haze ditty (don’t quote me on that).
“hey dude, that purple head is some killer sh-t” -coughs-
purple head is when a girl pulls on a guy’s d-ck so hard while sucking that it causes his head to turn purple.
my girlfriend debra and i wanted to take our relationship the the next level last night and so she asked me if she could suck my d-ck. since i was feeling h-rny, i pulled my pants down to my ankles and let her do her job. she started to suck on it and felt good. ten minutes later, it started to get rough and so she took her hand and gave my d-ck a good tug. she pulled on it so hard that i screamed. my face turned purple. it was the worst night of my life. purple head really hurts.

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