purple helmet warrior
a slang word for a large circ-msized p-n-s
paul has a purple helmet warrior
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slang word for the p-n-s
jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior
the best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 richland high school champs. had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. the billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. team members incuded capt. winkie, the kickstand, pocket rocket, hamburger, skeeter, barely there, imonster, and courtney.
“hey did you see the purple helmet warriors destroy the soph-m-res in dodgeball?”
“yes.”
the p-n-s which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song pet names for a p-n-s by tom green and you’ll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i’ll just have to stick with 11 inches…
when a p-n-s’s head is bigger than the rest of the p-n-s, looking like a ” helmet .”
my p-n-s’s head is bigger than my shaft, i think i might have a purple-helmet warrior.
a tall and proud thing of m-ssive dignity, wears the helmet of the n-z-‘s in wwii only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)
james likes to f-ck with the purple helmet warrior
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