purple jesus rodeo
an alcoholic drink comprising of 1/2 everclear, 1/2 grape nos energy drink and purple (grape) cool aid mix, plus 2 caffeine tablets all put into one standard red plastic cup.
the name comes from the following:
purple: because the drink is purple in color
jesus: because you will get so drunk you may see jesus
rodeo: because you’ll be so hopped up on energy drink and caffeine tablets that you may be pr-ne to jumping on your friends and riding them around like you’re in a rodeo
guy #1 oh man what happened last night?
guy #2 dude you drank one purple jesus rodeo and starting running around the party jumping on people!
guy #3 yeah then you p-ssed out and we had to take you to the hospital.
guy #1 nice!
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