purple mississippi
a code word between violet, c-ssidy, and mckenzie for their period. they also have a code word for bathroom, it’s called texas
hey c-ssidy i’m riding a boat on the purple mississippi. but i have to travel to texas before i can go to our next cl-ss.
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