Purple Moose
when you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.
hey hun i hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.
a concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. it is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or -n-lly inserted in large quant-ties, one shall see “the purple moose.”
michael cole mussina
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