purple patch
a period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite s-x find you more attractive than usual
“dude, ugly dave got laid 3 times this week!, he’s defo going through a purple patch!”
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1. going through a good period.
the country’s economy is going through a purple patch.
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