Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey


it is said that the purple pirate ninja monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris. this creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. standing 12 feet tall and armed with an -rs-nal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

-warning-

stay away, extremely dangerous do not approach under any circ-mstances
none available, n-body has ever been near the purple pirate ninja monkey and survived.

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