Purple potato
an infected v-g-n-, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.
“the purple potato is mashed beyond recognition”
when a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his p-n-s until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple
friend:how was your date?
guy:she was crazy!
friend:how?
guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!
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