Purple Santorum


a s-xual act performed through the female eating a high enough quant-ty of beets to turn her feces purple, and quite possibly staining her b-tthole. the male then penetrates the newly dyes purple b-tthole with his p-n-s, creating the purple santorum.
my girl is chowing down on some beets right now, i’m getting a purple santorum for my birthday!

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