purpleturnip
an anomaly or unexpected occurrence
the purpleturnip signifies singular solidarity; the unforeseen event turned out to be a purpleturnip for the misinformed.
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a guy/girl in law school who volunteers an answer and saves you from getting called on. while his/her answer is annoying, and he/she is a douche bag, they are serving a purpose. hence, a purpouche – purposefuly douche bag. “i didn’t read that case and hope i don’t get called on, thank god for all […]
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