Purse Dial
a call made because we chose to choose an iphone or some other touch screen technology. typically happens at inappropriate hours to all the wrong people. hours vary but invariably late at night when one has iphone in pocket having good times.
omg dude! did you just purse dial me at 3:00 am? my wife picked it up. we are through.
an inadvertent cellphone call initiated by pressure to the keypad in a cluttered purse, pocket, or other phone stowage place, often resulting in a call to a random contact or most recently dialed number. a purse dial often results in the call recipient hearing either indiscernible bar noise, or voyeuristic detailed conversations. “purse dial” can be used for both genders. see also “b-tt dial.”
honey, your phone purse dialed me last night, and i heard everything you said to amy.
yes, you did call me last night, but i just heard distorted music until i hung up. i think your phone just purse dialed me.
dude, i got a 12 minute voice mail of m-ffled voices and music last night. stop purse dialing me.
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