Purse First Ass Last
if a pimp is going to take a chance, a b-tch must give him money in advance.
a ho doesn’t get to f-ck a pimp until she pays him. a ho has got to put it in a pimp’s pocket like a rocket before pimpin’ can begin. it’s not about a pimp breaking a ho, it’s about a ho breaking herself.
pimp – “b-tch, break yourself, purse first -ss last!”
ho – “pimp daddy, what can you do with this money that i
can’t do with it myself’ if you can answer that, i will
break myself.”
pimp – “b-tch, i can go to the motherf-cking hardware
store, get some duct tape, tape that money
on the wall, and p-ss on it. that’s what a i can do
that a you can’t!” i’m the pimp and you’re the ho”.
“so act like the quarterback and p-ss the
motherf-cking bankroll.”
ho – “yes daddy”
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