purse pickles
‘purse pickles’ (or ‘pocket pickles’) is a collective term for leftover condiments, side veggies, or other sauces kept on one’s person after a meal, in antic-p-tion of the next meal.
purse pickles are almost always acquired from fast food or fast-casual restaurants, and are almost always used on meals of those types.
anyone who is frequently in possession of pocket pickles is a ‘tartar toter.’
a variant of this term is ‘glovebox garnish,’ which applies to similar items which are stored in a vehicle.
any vehicle which frequently contains glovebox garnish is a ‘tartar trove.’
hungry taco lover: “g-d, these tacos are so dry. what kind of purse pickles you got?”
tartar toter friend: “i’ve got some jalapenos and hot sauce from when we went to taco time yesterday.”
hungry taco lover: “awesome!”
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